if you compliment me once i’ll think about it every night for twelve years
i wish my parents got me into a sport when i was young and kept me committed to it so id have a nice body but instead i ended up on the internet and im gross
(via fuckyourcliche)
- white girl in any movie: my dad said to only use this credit card for emergencies
- white girl in any movie: and this is an emergency *opens doors to mall*
there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades
(Source: populardad, via chicgarden)
The only reason i enjoy going to bed is so i can make stories up in my head which makes my brain think it’s actually real
(via doll4rs)